Extra-large jazz artists typically wound up with colorful nicknames that suited their silhouettes. But what if we were to assemble an ensemble of musicians whose names fit the bill, forgetting about whether or not they were contemporaries or even that portly? Here's my list of entries for our playful Giants of Jazz sextet, complete with a vocalist and arranger...
- Fats Navarro (trumpet)
- Tubby Hayes (tenor)
- Porky Cohen (trombone)
- Fats Waller (piano)
- Chubby Jackson (bass)
- Big Sid Catlett (drums)
- Big Joe Turner (vocals)
- Neal Hefti (arranger)
If you have names of other musicians who belong in this "big" band, please add them to the Comments section. [Pictured above: Chubby Jackson]
Mr Five By Five (aka Jimmy Rushing, vocals)
Big Nick Nicholas (tenor)
Fats Sadi (French vibist)
Big Maybelle (vocals)
Posted by: Bill Forbes | August 13, 2010 at 09:23 AM
Can your band use a girl singer of Jurassic dimension ?
http://jazzbluesclub.com/uploads/posts/thumbs/1279285711_cover.jpg
(Pun originated here : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041716/quotes?qt0427479 )
P.S. : Fats Sadi was belgian
Posted by: Claude Neuman | August 13, 2010 at 11:07 AM
How about Mr. 5x5, Jimmy Rushing.
Posted by: [email protected] | August 13, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Nice joke adding Hefti to the list. Does that mean that the great Saxophone Colossus--a giant among mere mortals--accordingly tops all? He may no longer be as tall as in younger days but as a musician he just keeps gaining in stature.
Posted by: Ed Leimbacher | August 13, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Of course, there is also the ironic "Tiny" Kahn, the marvelous drummer who weighed over 300 lbs.
Posted by: don frese | August 13, 2010 at 01:45 PM
And for an emcee you could use Ernie "Bubbles" Whitman, AFRS announcer on broadcasts intended for black members of the Armed Forces during World War II. Whitman, who was an enormous man, was usually introduced as 'the stomach that walks like a man".
Posted by: Don Brown | August 13, 2010 at 06:24 PM
Not necessarily a jazz player, but one of the great names in barrelhouse pianist Big Tiny Little (Jr).
Posted by: Bob Miller | August 13, 2010 at 08:35 PM
Another that comes to mind immediately is Big Tiny Little on piano who passed away not too long ago.
Mike Vax
Posted by: Mike Vax | August 13, 2010 at 09:53 PM
Big Chief Russell Moore, trombonist
Posted by: Jon-Erik Kellso | August 14, 2010 at 03:30 AM
Velma Middleton
Paul Whiteman
Manny Pounze
"Fat Slacks" Jackson
Chu Berry
Posted by: John P. Cooper | August 14, 2010 at 05:29 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Fats
Posted by: barry block | August 14, 2010 at 02:57 PM
Everyone has forgotten about Cannonball Adderley?
Posted by: Ru_pattison | August 14, 2010 at 03:47 PM
Cannonball Adderly, Jelly Roll Morton, Fathead Newman
Posted by: Steve Provizer | August 14, 2010 at 03:56 PM
"Little Jazz" Roy Eldridge, Oran "Hot Lips" Page, "Mighty Flea" Gene Connors (or Conners), Thomas "Fats" Waller, Edward Kennedy "The Duke" Ellington, William "The Count" Basie, "Pres" Lester Willis Young ... All giants, though not physically spoken of course; with the exception of Mr. Waller.
Posted by: Brew | August 14, 2010 at 06:12 PM
If Neal Hefti can be counted, then I'd add Jim Rotondi. (I know it's "rotund" and a stretch.....)
Posted by: Jack Gallagher | August 14, 2010 at 08:43 PM
.....Fats Navarro
Posted by: Jack Gallagher | August 14, 2010 at 09:00 PM
Little Jazz? Hot Lips? Duke?
Don't really get the concept, do ya? And Fats Waller is in Marc's list in the article (it helps to read the article).
I laughed out loud at the Hefti citation - now THAT was funny.
Thanks for another fun list.
Posted by: Vince Offrete | August 14, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Bullmooose Jackson?
Posted by: Joel Lewis | August 16, 2010 at 08:57 AM
Walter "Phatz" Morris !
Posted by: Jaffa The Cat | August 18, 2010 at 04:15 PM
Addendum:
Johnny Griffin aka "The Little Giant" should be mentioned too; or let's include another great player, clarinetist Mr. http://usuarios.multimania.es/albertsystem/Irving%20Fazola.gif ---> Irving "Faz" Fazola.
Another man with a giant sound: "Big T" Weldon Leo "Jack" Teagarden.
Not exactly jazz but big rocks 'n' rolls with Fats Domino. The blues lists loads of big types, little big men, and other mighty fellows:
Big Maceo (Merriweather), and Big Bill Broonzy come to my mind.
By the way: "Fats", "Phats", "Faz" -- How many different spellings for one and the very same dress size ... ;)
Posted by: Brew | August 20, 2010 at 04:30 PM